Kass Basher

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Intro
So then. If you're here, that means you want to learn about the game "Kass Basher". Well that's good, because I, Lord Kyoto, am the all around expert on this game. The point is to whack a plushie version of Kass as far as you can. Sounds fun and addicting right? Well it is.

Selection
Once in the game, you will be presented with five selections. Play the game with BREAD, Play the game with STICK, Play the game with BAT, View Instructions, and Clear Markers/Farthest Whack. If this is your first time playing, select Play the game with BREAD. You're now playing.

In-game
See that little flag up on top of the branch? That's your Meters/Seconds Wind Speed, or MPS. You'll notice as it fall down vertical, the number at the bottom of the screen decreases, and as it goes back up horizontal, the number increases. You want that number to be at nine before you let the plushie fall. It can be boring, but it is worth it. If you notice that the flag is going horizontal, but to the right rather than the left, I suggest you restart, because it is going to take a long time to get to nine.

Whacking
So, your MPS is at nine? Good. Now press the space-bar. Look out! The plushie is now falling. When it gets to your level, press the space-bar again. You will swing your piece of bread, and hopefully hit Kass. Zing! He'll going flying if you did this right. Now comes the hard part.

Strategy
After you hit Kass, KEEP THE SPACE-BAR HELD! The plushie will now be zooming into the air at an upward angle. The second it starts to fall down, let go of the space-bar. When it hits the ground, you'll hear a little "Boing!" sound. The second you hear that, tap the space-bar. Kass will now start to bounce. Keep taping the space-bar every time you here the boing sound. If you did it right, Kass will bounce a total of five times. Don't worry if it only bounced three, that's normal. It is very difficult to execute this. If he only bounces three times, you didn't do it right. But it's ok, almost no one can do it right each time.

Level up
That's all you need to know in order to play Kass Basher. If you get a high enough score, you can unlock both the stick and the bat to use to hit with. The stick whacks farther than the bread, and the bat farther still. With this guide, you should be breaking records in to time. I wish you the best of luck.

This guide was written by Lord Kyoto.